My Book I Wrote In School

Chapter 1

A SHOCKING DISCOVERY

Adam was just like any other kid in Nashville, Darsait, California. He went to school, topped his class and was a champ in Ping-Pong. He played the guitar like Led Zeppelin, looked like Tom Cruise, and cracked jokes like Chandler in F.R.I.E.N.D.S and Barney in How I Met Your Mother. He also liked to watch p**n like any other boy.

It was a Sunday, August 9^th and he thought that he’d watch some girls before playing his T.T tourney. He logged on to his Redtube premium account, which he got for free by piracy. It was the only p**n site not blocked by his shitty ISP, Darsaitel. It was then that he witnessed the most horrifying moment of his life. He had clicked the les*i*n page, when, instead of the usual page filled with girls, he got this message.

THIS SITE HAS BEEN BLOCKED

BY DARSAITEL

1)     It may contain p**nographic material.