Chapter 9
THE LAST NIGHT
I slowly opened the purse. I almost vomited on Megan’s b**b*. There were like 1000 thousand rupee notes! “Man, he doesn’t look rich but he has as much money as Tiger Wood's divorcee, I thought to myself. I screamed at the auto driver, “Vandi Le Meridian lot vidada.”(Send the car to Le Meridian)
Megan turned to look at me so fast that she sprained her neck. “Le Meridian?? From where the hell did you get money to go to hotels like that? Money doesn’t grow on trees, you know.” I replied, “Chill, babe, I have a tree in my house.” With that the conversation ended.
We reached the Le Meridian in about 30 minutes. I asked the auto-dude, “How much?” “Only 20 rupees, mone (son).” “I was about to say something but kept my mouth shut and gave him the 20.
We entered the hotel. Megan started ‘aah-aahing’ at the beautiful hotel and all that shit. I went straight for the receptionist and checked if it was a female. “Damn, a male. That too black!” Anyway, I went and said, “Room for two please, deluxe.” He then saw Megan and exclaimed, “Ayoh, nale penn! Romb fun aarikyum.”(Nice girl. It will be nice fun.) I replied, “Stay off my girl bitch, and handed over the payment.” As I was saying this I considered his voice. It sounded like that of a rapper. I glanced at his name badge. “COLIN”
“What the F!!!” “Colin, yo bro, is that you?” He replied, “I don’t know who the hell you are.” I was taken aback. “Desi Beats…Rock On…..remember?” “Oh, ya you’re Adam?” Yeah, I replied. He said, “Don’t expect to get any discount coz you know me.” “Just fuckin take your keys and gets lost from here.”
I took Megan and we took the elevator. Our room was on the 4th floor. Suddenly, when were on the 3rd floor, Megan pressed the emergency stop button. “Yeah, nice emergency!” She stated to unbutton her shirt. I was about to cancel the stop button when I thought, “poor bi*ch, let her enjoy one last night.” She said, “I think we’re gonna have fun.”
“Yeah”, I said. Have all the fun you want. Just enjoy your last night with me….With this I unbuttoned my --------- (available only in the uncut version)
